Germany and Nvidia announce AI partnership at Berlin investment summit

“EVERY COMPANY IN THE FUTURE WILL HAVE TWO FACTORIES, ONE REAL AND ONE DIGITAL, WITH THE DIGITAL FACTORY SO REAL IT MIGHT AS WELL BE REAL”

“A bold step for a European AI ecosystem.”

“THERE IS NOTHING TO REGULATE IF THE INDUSTRY DOES NOT THRIVE”

“Nvidia investing billions in Germany!”

“This is not just about the many hundreds of billions of euros flowing into projects in Germany. It is also about the message investors are sending out to people in our country and around the world”

“Nvidia shifting focus from GPUs to "AI factories".”

“soll die deutsche Wettbewerbsfähigkeit stärken”

“Germany's Chancellor Merz has stated that the country is fully committed to becoming one of the most advanced places in the world, not just within the European Union, to develop and integrate AI into its industry.”

“There's nothing to regulate if the industry doesn't thrive.”

“Every single company in the future will have two factories: the factory that is real and the factory that is digital. And the factory that is digital will be so real, it might as well be real.”

“EVERYTHING WILL BE COMPLETELY SOFTWARE-DRIVEN AND AI-DRIVEN, AND EVERY COMPANY WILL BUILD BRAINS, INCLUDING THE BRAINS THAT GO INTO THE PRODUCTS THEY SHIP”

“There's nothing to regulate if the industry doesn't thrive.”

“Did Jensen Huang just drop acid & call Bloomberg or something”

“These scumbags drove the price of everything up so that they could all help Jensen Huang make more money. We did not need him to build all these GPUs. He just wanted to sell them to boost earnings.”

“Hinter verschlossenen Türen und ohne Gewerkschaften, versteht sich.”

“Jensen Huang: in the future, everyone is going to rent a slave, and he’ll wear a top hat and call you master, and the important thing? He’ll be cloud native.”

“Jensen Huang you clown I hope you shit yourself”

“NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG SAYS EVERY COMPANY IN THE FUTURE WILL HAVE TWO CEOS, ONE WHICH ALWAYS LIES AND ONE WHICH ALSO ALWAYS LIES BUT LOUDER”

“NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG SAYS THAT IN THE FUTURE I WILL HAVE TWO WOLVES INSIDE ME, ONE REAL AND ONE DIGITAL, WITH THE DIGITAL WOLF SO REAL IT MIGHT AS WELL BITE YOUR FACE OFF”

“What are the chances these things never get plugged in? Like they become obsolete by the time there is place to plug them”

“NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG SAYS SOME CRAZY SHIT THAT MAKES LITERALLY NO SENSE WITH EVEN THE VAGUEST PRETENSE OF REFLECTION.”

“replace jensen huang with conner o'malley”

“Linked In emailed and suggested I follow Jensen Huang if you're looking for short ideas”

“WTF, there is no demand for this lmao. It's not, anywhere. This is insane.”

“it's fun to imagine that only the people of Germany will be stuck in the digital twins of their companies building digital cars with digital brains while the rest of the world keeps on living as normal”

“These investments could help build a stronger European tech ecosystem for the long run.”

“Jensen Huang lobt zwar Deutschlands Talent – fordert Tempo-Wechsel bei Innovationen.”

“We absolutely should work with each other so that we advance the technology safely”

“Germany already has the factories, engineers and industrial expertise. Now comes the harder part: moving fast enough to compete with America and China.”

“The country that built the car and the printing press now needs productivity advice from Silicon Valley. How times change.”

“i’ve been unclear for a while now on whether or not jensen huang actually believes the shit he says but maybe even he himself isn’t sure”

“I find the contrast particularly interesting because so many businesses are currently being told to adopt AI to reduce costs, improve productivity and operate more efficiently.”